vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

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prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

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thefrogman:

[reddit]

rhumbarat:

NO

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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thebladebanes:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

[case and point a visual representation why conflicts waste time and lives]

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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